About: 9ft 8 ambivert hired goon. Likes milkshake, loves big dogs, despises small dogs, fears ostriches

Hobbies: I find lots of stuff interesting.

Occupation: Hired goon

School: Fish

Company: Of heroes

Movies: I have seen over 240 of them

Music: Top 3 genres; Industrial Techno jazz, classical house thrash, smooth war ambience.

Books: Anarchists cookbook, beano annual 1995, judge dredd megazine prog #109,

Turn On: Latex gloves, supernanny when shes in her suit and shes being hyper judgemental and strict, the smell of weedkiller, my 6ft realdoll that cost me £5000

Turn Off: Aquarium gravel, whilst fun and colourful I have noticed that I have never once been turned on by it...